Pig Rearing for Dummies

Rearing Pigs in Paris?

It was reported on the newspapers today that sometime ago, some ADUN made a 'study trip' to Germany, Amsterdam and France to learn about Pig Rearing. The trip must have been so educational and enjoyable that the participants 'forgot' about the real purpose of the trip. That reminded us of another group of selected people who made a trip for some noble study cause which included Belly Dancing on a slow and exotic cruise down the Nile River!

Wow! Designer Pork! Ooink! Ooink!
Photo shoot next to the "Eiffel Tower"? To learn about Pigs?
Amsterdam? Did they see some piggies in the "Moulin Rouge"?
Wah! Just imagine, we the Tax Paying Rakyat pays for such trip!

What is next? Goat rearing in Egypt?

Fish rearing in Gold Coast, Australia?

Cattle rearing in Las Vegas?


Why not let the pigs decide?

Niahmah!...CCB....KKN......MFL.......PKM.....!!!!!???????????????????

Must have more tougher Laws?

ENOUGH LAW or NOT?

Was watching the Pukul Lapan news on TV and there was a readers' poll seeking response if "There were sufficient Laws to protect our Kids?"

I tell you hor:-



We have sufficient Laws for Drugs Offences
We have sufficient Laws for Traffic Offences
We have sufficient Laws for Bus Drivers
We have sufficient Laws for Diesel Smugglers
We have sufficient Laws for Ah Long activities
We have sufficient Laws for abuse of Pre-paid phone cards
We have sufficient Laws for Child abuse
We have sufficient Laws for Maid abuse
We have sufficient Laws for Mother-in-Law abuse
We have sufficient Laws for Animal abuse
We have sufficient Laws for RiverPollution
We have sufficient Laws for Cheating
We have sufficient Laws for Lying in Court
We have sufficient Laws for Contempt in Court
We have sufficient Laws for playing with C4 explosives
We have sufficient Laws for Murder

We have sufficient Laws for Rape
We have sufficient Laws for Bank Robbery
We have sufficient Laws for Corruption

We have sufficient Laws for Body Stealing
We have sufficient Laws for Illegal Renovations
We have sufficient Laws for Illegal logging
We have sufficient Laws for Open Burning
We have sufficient Laws for Illegal Migrants
We have sufficient Laws for Poaching
We have...................
We.............................
We..



Shit! we already have all "updated" Laws of the Land, but what we really need is not any more new Laws! What we really need is

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ENFORCEMENT!!!!!!

Sleepless in PD

DUTY FREE in PD?

Huh? Am I hearing right?

What is it in PD that the State Government wants to pour in Millions of Ringgit to make it a Duty Free Tourist beach Resort?

Similar to Stulang Laut? Where's Stulang Laut? (..........I know, I know..it is somewhere in JB.........)

New Hotels, New Multi-Purpose Jetty, Shopping Complexes, New Office Blocks, New Customs, Quarantine and Immigration Buildings? Just like they did in Port Klang Freee Zone? Why PD?

It may be the ONLY decent beach resort on the entire West Coast (by the way, it is facing a Straits and NOT a Sea or an Ocean!) besides Tanjung Bungah/Ferringi and Langkawi's Northern tip which have some good sandy beaches. Why PD?

Are we not talking about the 'idle' reclaimed land that was left aside for some 'umpteen years?
Why now? The council still got money meh?
Shopping Complexes as tourists attraction? Like Dubai? Huh?Duh! Why PD?

The above picture was taken in 2002 and just look at where is all the 'water' ? Note the 'artificial lagoon' in that resort! A tourist could be drowned in all that mud!!

I tell you what! Just spent some money CLEANING UP that place and you will see more people coming. The last time we've been there was some 15 years ago!!!! The Condo unit we had was sold off for a pittance! Just look at the so-called 'beach' that we were supposed to swim in! I did recall reading about some other project (further up North of PD) that was to be turned into a 'World Class' Beach comparable to the Gold Coast of Australia!!!!Duh!

The problem in PD is the SANITATION System. Many houses/shops/hotels 'pipes' their sewage directly into the sea! I believe that many 'moons' ago, somebody did a sea water test and reported that it contained high levels of 'E-coli' germs. Yes, that was the same kind of bug that knocked out some poor students last week in Malacca due to the usual canteen 'food poisoning'.

An Ocean is an ocean, A Sea is a sea, a Straits is a straits and a Bagan/Kuala is a river mouth.

Why not give Penang back its Duty Free Status? Got more attraction Mah?

Hey, Smith! It looks like you can get your beer cheaper now in PD! May be at Rm 1.69/can? Can?

Noise Department

Five Penises!!!

Wah! Just imagine the power! My car can VVvvvvrooooom! Fas...Fast....!!!!!!!

What a childish and immature feeling. We could not help hearing the two gossiping and boasting a such modification that Auto Engineers would be blushing at. It could only be five outlets on an exhaust pipe but.....the owner of this car is so proud of his illegal act. I am sure that this did not come with the car as a standard equipment.

This was right here in Klang and by the looks of the registration number, it looks like..."I am well connected so I can break the law...you know..!" Just where is JPJ when you need them?

A Foreign response

Hey Minister! Go back to School!

Just received an article from the EU about our Tourism Ministry's hoo-haa about her activity.
This, I believe, was written by a Prof. Dr. Sir Edward of Oxford University, UK . Here is the excerpt:-

Professor Dr Sir Edward Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm


".........I regret to read a fearful article on the recent announcement by the new Tourism Minister, Ms. Azalina has suggested it will terminate all MOUs signed with contractors and operators of tourism activities in states held by the Pakatan Rakyat: Kedah, Kelantan, Penang, Perak and Selangor. “Tourism activities in the five states will be run by ‘individuals’ appointed by the Ministry. This was necessary because we fear the Pakatan Rakyat state governments might not accept the national tourism plan.” I was damn shocked to know that she is behaving like a little Napoleon in the new cabinet and no respect to the PM calls. A Malaysian graduate told me that she forgot nobody ever voted for her in 12th GE. She won uncontested twice in a Johor state. It is ridiciously for her to create a bad taste on Visit Malaysia Year to exclude the 5 important states and punish the overseas tourists to Malaysia.

I hereby call upon the PM to remove her from the cabinet as a Tourism Minister and replace by a capable leader from Sabah or Sawarak since both states are requesting for many federal minister posts. Many foreign tourists read such bad articles in our news media in USA and EU countries. They have decided to cancel and boycott the designation to visit Malaysia year 2008 in view of the recent announcement by her to punish foreign tourists and to sabotage the Opposition governments in 5 lovely states. We believed that most foreign tourist agencies in Middle East, US and EU have been informed about the official announcements by your Tourism Minister on her cabinet decision to exploit tourism industry in Malaysia. Hence, I and my Middle East rich affluent businessmen have cancelled our attendance to events held by Malaysian Tourism Board and our foreign investment mission to IDR Project in Malaysia in forthcoming meeting here in protest her unfair and injustice towards all Malaysian.

Last but not least, I think Singapore Tourism Board and Tourism Authority of Thailand should be invited by Pak Lah to teach her on how to become a good governance Tourism Minister of Malaysia or get her fired immediately.

No hatred and fear in my statement here................"

Is MPK Sleeping?

Hoi! The Chinese New Year is Over Lah!

Driving along Jalan Goh Hock Huat in Klang, we saw an impressive looking wall bracket connecting to a building and another being clamped on to a lamp post. It was made to display fabric banners. But then, the posters are not being updated or removed after its intended display period.



Today is April 10, 2008. The CNY celebrations is 'over' 49days ago!!!

Wah! These brackets must have costs alottsa moolah to make!


Stylo! Yah? Wonder who the contractor is?

Mysterious Object in Klang

Just What The Hell Is That?

Can any Klangites tell us just what is this funny looking/Strange contraption, sitting in the middle of the road in Klang Town? It is located just opposite the new ( poorly planned ) Central Bus Station which used to be the "Great Wall Supermarket".

You gotta see it when it rain 'cats and dogs'! All the poor commuters are seen running helter- skelter just like rats trying to keep out of the rain! The shades do not help in keeping them dry but supposed to look nice only! Kesian!

Please lah, stop making all these 'gaya looking' stuff which do not serve any purpose at all. Got too much money or what?

Is this our answer to the futuristic "Star Wars" project? Duh!

What Da Foook?

At first, she said that all those States under Pakatan Rakyat will not enjoy any promotions created by the Ministry of Tourism which she heads. She even mentioned that all existing promotional booths and centres will be closed in these states such as Selangor, Perak, Penang, Kelantan and Kedah.

What that would mean is that tourists would be left on their own without any help when they visits these states. Why is this New Minister displaying such "childish" attitude? Anyone can guess what she is saying, even my kids!

Today, at BERNAMA news, she denied what the Mentri Besar of Selangor and the Chief Minister of Penang are saying. She did the 'about-turn' by saying that there would be no 'boikot' of these states and everything would go back to normal.
Bullshit!!!!
At the same day, she announced the tourism roadshow called "Citrawarna/Citrarasa 2008"...(whatever) to be held in Malacca, Johore, Pahang, Trengganu and Sabah.
WTF? What happened to the other 5 states? No Boikot Huh? ........Niamah!

My Dear PM, it is Ministers like these that are causing you so much problems, so much so ,that you would be soooo busy doing the never ending damage control. Please lah, get Ministers who do not behave like this and are more qualified to do their job! It was people in your kabinet that got you kicked in the A*$e in the first place!
Anyway, I still do receive friends from overseas who comes to visit us yearly. It was about 200 of them throughout 2007. I am not pleased to announce that they would NOT be coming here this year. They were not really happy during their last visit. They are going to Singapore, Indonesia (Visit Indonesia Year 2008) and Thailand instead. I will still try to encourage them to visit us though.
Hey what the heck, I thought Visit Malaysia Year is for 2007? Now also for 2008, 2009, 2010 ....forever kah?
Hey, don't get me wrong. I am very patriotic and proud of my Country. I would love to show off our Country's natural heritage and sights but let us all show the tourists that we are capable and matured enough to let them keep coming back for more instead of frightening them off to a neighbouring Country!

Just think what other kind of S*#t we are going to hear more................?